Parental Guidance: Parenting Tips

Urban Apple Pickin'

Posted from sweet juniper! 104 days ago
Parental Guidance : Family Journals

You've got a daughter who loves apples. You should be coming up on the greatest time of the year: u-pick season. But with gas prices being what they are and none of the orchards yet advertising ripe honeycrisps---the black-tar heroin of the pomaceous fruit world---you're pretty much left with last year's Fujis from the Apple Pirate at the farmer's market who rapes and pillages your wallet at 50 (original story)